Shipping policy

Shipping Policy

Processing Time All orders are processed within 1–3 business days. Orders are not processed or shipped on weekends or holidays. You will receive a confirmation email with tracking information once your order has shipped.

Shipping Rates & Delivery We offer free standard shipping on all domestic orders within the United States. Delivery typically takes 5–7 business days after processing.

Carriers We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx depending on your location and package size.

Order Tracking Once your order ships, you'll receive an email with a tracking number. You can use this to monitor your delivery status.

Lost or Damaged Packages If your order arrives damaged or is lost in transit, please contact us within 7 days of the expected delivery date at [your contact email]. We'll work with you to resolve the issue promptly.

Incorrect Address Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order. We are not responsible for orders shipped to an incorrectly provided address.

Questions? Reach out to us at info@dysfunctionaldummy.com or through our contact page.